I don't see what's all the big fuss about the Twilight series when Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire series are so much better. The tv adaptation, titled True Blood, has one more episode left in season 2 and this latest episode had especially good dialogue...
Sookie: How come there's so much wrong in the world, Lafayette? How come so many people are willing to do bad things and hurt other people?
Lafayette: Because they are weak.
Sookie: Well I am not weak! And I am not afraid. I am gonna kick that bitch's evil ass out of my gran's house and then you're gonna shoot her.
Lafayette: In the f*****g head.
Sookie: Right!
In another scene:
Boy:Can we see your fangs?
Eric the vampire obligingly bares his fangs.
Eric: Don't you like vampires little girl?
Sam: Eric!
Girl: Our stepdaddy hated vampires. But we don't.
Boy: He went on a vacation with Jesus.
Pam (another vampire): You made me so happy that I never had any of you.
Eric: Now come on Pam they're funny. They're like humans with miniature. Teacup humans.
A while later...
Eric: Goodnight tiny humans.
Eric shoots into the sky a la Nathan Petrelli in Heroes.
Boy: Woah he can fly!
A clip from the episode (warning, NC16):
Yes I should be working but I'm still procrastinating in gear 1.
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